You Haven’t Hinted To Your Neighbors To Open Up Their Pool At All

There is no reward for timidity when it comes to dropping hints that your neighbors should open up their pool. Not only did you not mow the words “let’s go already!” into your lawn, you didn't do ANYTHING. At this rate, they won’t open their pool until August, and that’s what you deserve.

You Have Barely Hinted To Your Neighbors To Open Up Their Pool

Wow, timid much? Your neighbors’ pool isn’t going to open itself, but you seem pretty content to only drop a few pathetic hints like taking out ad space in the local paper that says “Maybe it’s time for people in town to start opening up their pools.” It sure seems like you don't want to get wet in your neighbors’ pool.

You Have Hinted To Your Neighbors To Open Up Their Pool A Substantial Amount

Wow, it looks like you aren’t messing around when it comes to getting your neighbors to take off that cover, dump in that chlorine, and get this summer started right. Did you stand on their diving board for six hours the other day screaming “Cannonball!”? Of course you did, because you take this seriously.

You Have Dropped An Insane Number Of Hints To Your Neighbors To Open Up Their Pool

Holy God, you have seemingly devoted every waking moment of the past couple of weeks trying to get your neighbors to fire up that pool of theirs. Whether you’ve given them the Poolman’s Wink or kicked in their front door wearing flippers, you are supremely motivated to start splashing around in your neighbors’ pool. You can rest easy knowing you’ve used every hint in the book when it comes to influencing your neighbors to open up their pool. Nice!