1. 1. Ms. Kristen Butler Ms. Butler just started teaching this year. She started out very enthusiastic, but two months in, which of the following made her question everything?

    Oh, not quite! Ms. Butler finally snapped when she caught a kid using a stick to poke an injured bird that, incidentally, he had named after her.

    Oh, not quite! Ms. Butler finally snapped when she caught a kid using a stick to poke an injured bird that, incidentally, he had named after her.

    Great job! Ms. Butler finally snapped when she caught a kid using a stick to poke an injured bird that, incidentally, he had named after her.

    Almost! A boy in her class did in fact try to put an injured bird in her purse, but Ms. Butler snapped when she caught him torturing that same one on the playground.

  2. 2. Ms. Sharon Finkis Ms. Finkis is no doubt passionate, but she only got two hours of sleep last night. Please select the incident that she decided was “the final straw.”

    Whoops! That’s a good guess, but Ms. Finkis began to wonder why she even does this when, after she worked overtime to get her class an iPad, they used it to take unflattering photos of her butt during class and upload them to the internet.

    Correct! Ms. Finkis began to wonder why she even does this when, after working overtime to get her class an iPad, they used it to take unflattering photos of her butt during class and upload them to the internet!

    Whoops! That’s a good guess, but Ms. Finkis began to wonder why she even does this when, after working overtime to get her class an iPad, they used it to take unflattering photos of her butt during class and upload them to the internet.

    Ah, so close! You were right that her entire class abused their iPad privileges, but Ms. Finkis had an existential crisis when they took and uploaded unflattering photos of her butt to the internet!

  3. 3. Mrs. Cheryl Gingery Mrs. Gingery wanted to be a teacher ever since she was 5 years old, but…

    Nope! Instead, Mrs. Gingery had an existential crisis when a parent called her cell phone almost six hours after school ended and accused her of trying to fail his son out of school!

    Nope! Instead, Mrs. Gingery had an existential crisis when a parent called her cell phone almost six hours after school ended and accused her of trying to fail his son out of school!

    Nope! Instead, Mrs. Gingery had an existential crisis when a parent called her cell phone almost six hours after school ended and accused her of trying to fail his son out of school!

    Wow, yes! Even though it was more than six hours after the end of the school day, a parent still called Mrs. Gingery’s cell phone and accused her of trying to ruin his son’s future! After hanging up, she decided to take a good, hard look at her life!

  4. 4. Ms. Sarah Heinrichs Ms. Heinrichs makes ends meet with her $25,000-per-year salary, but went through a minor existential crisis when…

    Correct! Not only did she have to go buy a new lunch, but Ms. Heinrichs had to spend all day tracking down the janitor to get her old lunch off the roof. At that point, all she could think about was the loans she took out to get her teaching certification.

    Don’t be silly! The exact moment that made Ms. Heinrichs question everything was when some kids stole her lunch and threw it on the roof. At that point, all she could think about was the loans she took out to get her teaching certification.

    Don’t be silly! The exact moment that made Ms. Heinrichs question everything was when some kids stole her lunch and threw it on the roof. At that point, all she could think about was the loans she took out to get her teaching certification.

    Don’t be silly! The exact moment that made Ms. Heinrichs question everything was when some kids stole her lunch and threw it on the roof. At that point, all she could think about was the loans she took out to get her teaching certification.

  5. 5. Mrs. Barbara Lockwood Please select the thought Mrs. Lockwood had while crying in her car today:

    Yes, perfect! Mrs. Lockwood finally broke down when she found lice in her hair for the second time that month.

    Wrong. While this did happen, it was not, in fact, the last straw. Mrs. Lockwood finally broke down when she found lice in her hair for the second time that month.

    Wrong. While this did happen, it was not, in fact, the last straw. Mrs. Lockwood finally broke down when she found lice in her hair for the second time that month.

    Wrong. While this did happen, it was not, in fact, the last straw. Mrs. Lockwood finally broke down when she found lice in her hair for the second time that month.

  6. 6. Mrs. Susan Yoshioka Mrs. Yoshioka was already questioning her career path, but which of the following pushed her over the edge?

    Correct! In fact, all of these things happened over the course of a single month. After enduring several such incidents, Mrs. Yoshioka started looking at grad schools!

    Correct! In fact, all of these things happened over the course of a single month. After enduring several such incidents, Mrs. Yoshioka started looking at grad schools!

    Correct! In fact, all of these things happened over the course of a single month. After enduring several such incidents, Mrs. Yoshioka started looking at grad schools!

    Correct! In fact, all of these things happened over the course of a single month. After enduring several such incidents, Mrs. Yoshioka started looking at grad schools!

  7. 7. Ms. Cameron Kittle When the following happened to Ms. Kittle, everything about her job suddenly became clear:

    Incorrect. In fact, Mrs. Kittle was fired. It’s a miracle she hadn’t had this kind of existential crisis before, but getting fired finally pushed her over the edge.

    Incorrect. In fact, Mrs. Kittle was fired. It’s a miracle she hadn’t had this kind of existential crisis before, but getting fired finally pushed her over the edge.

    Incorrect. In fact, Mrs. Kittle was fired. It’s a miracle she hadn’t had this kind of existential crisis before, but getting fired finally pushed her over the edge.

    Correct! It’s a miracle Mrs. Kittle hadn’t had this kind of existential crisis before, but getting fired finally pushed her over the edge.

  • Results for Can You Match The Elementary School Teacher To The Thing That Will Make Her Wonder Why She Even Does This?

    You’re A Master At This!

    Whoa—are you a disillusioned teacher? Because you sure did answer these questions like one! Anyone can guess why teachers get fed up at their job, but only a select few can actually get it right. So give yourself a round of applause—you’re a real savant!

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    You’re Decent At This, But Not Great.

    Let’s be real! You need to work on this. If you looked at a teacher, you’d probably be able to guess whether they were disillusioned or not, but you probably wouldn’t know why. But not to fear! You just need more practice. So go out there and talk to anyone in our school system! You’re on your way!

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    You’re A Trainwreck At This.

    Have you ever even met a teacher before? Because it sure doesn’t seem like you have. You really need more practice. So before you go trying this on real teachers, maybe take this quiz again.
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