How Many Of These Garage Fantasies Have Come True... | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the garage fantasies that have come true in your life:

Your garage getting chosen to be one of the garages the president visits when he’s touring ordinary folks’ garages.

Your car leaving an oil stain on the garage floor that’s shaped like your favorite sports team’s logo.

A billionaire dying in your garage, legally entitling you to his fortune.

Finding an extra parking spot in your garage that you didn’t know was there before.

Waking up in the middle of the night thinking someone is demolishing your garage, only to realize moments later that everything’s fine.

A celebrity asking to park his Lamborghini in your garage when he can’t find street parking.

Opening your garage to discover it’s not a garage at all but rather an opulent 18th-century soiree.

Having a full-time garage attendant who tells you when you’ve pulled in far enough, and you don’t have to tip him.

Jumping over the garage sensor in less than three tries.

Finding $10 taped to the dangling tennis ball that lets you know when you’ve pulled in far enough.

Your garage door closing extra slowly to accommodate an impromptu limbo contest with your neighbors.

Parking your car sideways in your garage.

Having a second garage door in the rear so you can drive out into your backyard whenever you want.

Finding Carlos Santana in your garage, and—guess what?—he’s playing all the hits you know and love.

Not having to pay a settlement after someone’s child is crushed to death by your garage door.

Having your garage be named a “rapper to watch” by Complex magazine.

Hearing a loud thud, turning your head, and seeing that there’s an eagle-shaped dent in your garage door.

Having your garage be visible in the background of a news broadcast.

Hearing commotion outside and walking out to discover that Muammar Gaddafi has been captured in your garage.

Not having to go off to war and fight for your country because you are hiding in your garage.

Making it through an entire year without breaking a bone in your garage.

A supermodel walking past your garage and mouthing, “Nice garage,” in a sensual way.

Having soft, luxurious carpet in your garage that doesn’t get dirty from all the wheels.

An airplane crashing into your house but miraculously leaving your garage untouched.

Don Pardo announcing your cars whenever you pull into the garage.

Having a garage that’s big.

Having a glass garage door so you’re never left guessing what’s happening in the driveway.

Your garage door finally breaking off of its track and ascending freely up into the sky.

Returning to your garage after a long day to find everyone you love waiting there to cheer you into your parking spot.

Your garage playing a celebratory chime on your birthday.

Having an infant son whose first words are “Love me a good garage.”

Counterfeiting U.S. currency in your garage.

Retrieving a tangled ball of Christmas lights from your garage only to realize it’s magically come untangled in storage.

Finding a Fanta in your garage that you didn’t even know you had.

Finding out your garage was the place where DNA was first discovered.

Enjoying a loaded baked potato in the windowless privacy of your garage.

Hearing news about a large-scale terrorist attack and then getting a text from your wife telling you that your garage is okay.

Your garage winning a special Emmy just for garages.

Nolan Ryan throwing a fastball at your garage door and breaking it.

Learning that your rival only has street parking.

Finding a real, functional lightsaber in your garage and keeping it.

Having a second, tinier garage for your lawnmower.

Cheerleaders holding up a huge paper banner for you to burst through every time you pull out of your garage.

Finding an injured animal in your garage and raising it as a pet.

Having your garage door close down on an assassin’s gun just as he’s about to murder Bill Gates.

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Your garage fantasies elude you.
Tragedy: Not a single garage fantasy has come true for you. The possibilities of the garage taunt you each night as you drift off to sleep, each just out of reach, shimmering in the distance, a promise forever unkept. Sorry to hear about that!

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Not that many garage fantasies have come true for you.
Hey, not everybody can have amazing fantasies coming to fruition in their garage all the time. But you never know! Just keep hoping and wishing and praying, and maybe, one day, all your garage-related dreams will come true.

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Not bad! A decent amount of garage fantasies have come true for you.
Nothing to complain about here! Sure, there are people out there who have had more garage fantasies come true than you, but this isn’t a dick-measuring contest. Plenty of wonderful things have happened in your garage, and you should feel grateful to have such a nice place to park your car. Cheers to your fantastic garage!

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Wow! A miraculous amount of garage fantasies have come true for you.
To say that you have amazing luck would be an understatement. As far as garage stuff goes, you have been divinely favored. There’s no other explanation for it. Your life is a never-ending merry-go-round of garage-related fantasies, and the world looks upon you with envy. Goddamn. That’s one special fucking garage you’ve got.

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