You Are Completely Informed About Judges!

This is horrible! It turns out that you’re the kind of miserable person who does not have any misconceptions about judges. You know exactly what judges are like in all the ways, and there are no judge-related mysteries in the world for you. When you say a thing about judges, a judge says, “Yes, that’s right. You’re right about judges such as me.” This is a very bad situation, and you have ruined the year for everyone.

You Hardly Have Any Misconceptions About Judges!

Oh no. This is the kind of nightmare that is horrible. It turns out that you are the type of person who hardly has any misconceptions about judges. Everything you think about judges is pretty much spot-on, which makes the world a darker place for all of us. Please have a more delusional understanding of judges the next time you go outside. It’s embarrassing to know who you are.

You Have A Few Misconceptions About Judges!

All right, not bad! It turns out that you have a pretty good batch of misconceptions about judges. When you see a judge, you think to yourself, “I know a little bit about that, but a lot of it is extremely unclear to me.” You have a lot of work to do before you know nothing at all about judges, but you’re off to a good start. Nice job!

You Are Pretty Confused About Judges!

Very cool! It turns out that you have a lot of wrong ideas about what judges are like! Sometimes you know what judges are like, and that’s embarrassing for you, but in many golden instances, you are the incredible kind of person who does not understand how judges work and do things! When a judge is in the room, you look at it and say, “I understand this a little bit, but mostly I’m an idiot about this.” Everyone applauds when you walk into a room and make a mistake about a judge. You have a little bit of work to do before judges are a perfect mystery to you, but for the most part, you’re the good kind of person who believes a lot of wrong things about judges. Way to go!

You Are Profoundly Bewildered By Judges!

Great news! It turns out that you are profoundly bewildered by judges and almost everything you believe about them is wrong. When a judge is around, you scream with confusion and the police need to take you to a different country. When you look at a judge through your telescope, you whisper, “That’s…baffling to me,” which is a wonderful thing to say about a judge. If you wrote a book about judges, it would be called How Is…Judge? and the FBI would have to blow up your book with a bomb because of how dangerously inaccurate it was. This is because you are very bad at understanding judges. Great job!

Judges Are A Baffling Mystery To You!

This is amazing news! It turns out that everything you believe about judges is 100 percent wrong! Judges are a baffling mystery to you, and there is nothing that you understand about them. When a judge comes strolling through the world, you think to yourself, “What the fuck am I dealing with here?” and you Google the words “Judges…how….” Nobody should ever ask you what judges are like, because you hardly know a goddamn thing about them, and the things you do know about them are wrong, and that’s beautiful. You make the world a better place with your completely erroneous understanding of judges! Congratulations!