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1. Check off all of the slang terms your family used for milk:

Bitter Cattle Wine

Pale Surprise

Livestock Soup

Gentle M

Liquid Ivory

Cow Sap

The Milkman’s Gift

Eggs

The Lady In The White Dress

Santa’s Delight

Arnold Palmer

Lutheran’s Dew

Chalk Water

Milk Jr.

Water’s Second Cousin

Second Cousin Of Water

Cousin Of Water’s Cousin

Mule Venom

Wedding Coke

Michael

Broken Ice Cream

Wet White Mud

Udder Honey

The Taste

Breakfast Broth

Results for How Many Of These Slang Terms For Milk Did Your Family Use?

Not A Whole Bunch!
Oh God, no! Yes, your family used pretty much no slang terms for milk. When you and your family sat around the table to drink milk, you only called it a handful of things. Sure, you called it The Main Drink, but did you call it Meal Companion? Definitely not. That’s kind of a shame, if you really think about it.

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A Fair Amount!
Not bad! Hey, not so bad at all. Your family used a decent amount of slang terms for milk, and that’s honestly pretty good. Did you call it One Of The Thanksgiving Side Dishes? Yes. Did you call it Dairy Product Number One? Yes, yes, you did. But did you call it Bunk Soda? No. You did not call milk Bunk Soda. And that’s the difference between your family and a family that used a lot of different slang terms for milk. That’s still okay, though!

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A Whole Bunch!
Wow! You and your family used a tremendous amount of slang terms for milk. Whenever milk was being drank at your house, odds were that you used a different term for it than last time. Milk was Soy Bomb; milk was Good Blood; milk was Daughter Of Water’s Uncle; milk was everything. Your family was milk and milk was your family, and that’s some Borges shit, which is pretty cool.

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