1. 1. Time for a little quid pro quo: space facts for echidna pics. We got a deal or what?

    Thank you. As promised, here is your echidna:

    Interesting! Thank you for telling me that space fact. Without further ado, here is an echidna:

    Suit yourself. The offer’s still on the table if you change your mind.

    No. A tree is a long and stupid thing, and I know too much of it already.

  2. 2. I got a primo echidna pic here. It’s yours for the extremely reasonable price of one space fact.

    I am a man of my word. Here is a baby echidna:

    That’s a fascinating space fact. In accordance with our contract, here is a baby echidna:

    Still holding back, I see. You’ll come around. They always do.

    What is this? This is not a space fact. Get this tree garbage out of here.

  3. 3. You know how this works.

    Delightful. On to your payment. I think you’ll find everything in order:

    This is really more of a space opinion. Please remember that it is space FACTS that I am interested in. No echidna for this one, I’m afraid.

    You’re making this much harder than it needs to be.

    As long as you keep telling me tree facts, there’s no chance in hell that I’ll show you an echidna, so why don’t you just stop it? Stop.

  4. 4. Special offer: two echidna pics in exchange for one big fact about the sun.

    Thank you for telling me one huge fact about the sun. Here you go:

    A fascinating space fact indeed! Here you go:

    All right, time for the hard sell. Here’s a little taste of what you’re missing:

    And there’s more where that came from.

    Thank you for this fact about space. And now, an echidna for your trouble:

  5. 5. Tell me a space fact and I’ll show you one last echidna. Come on. You know I’m good for it.

    Look, I ran out of echidnas. This is a picture of a hedgehog. They’re pretty close. I apologize.

    Look, I ran out of echidnas. This is a picture of a hedgehog. They’re pretty close. I apologize.

    Whatever, pal. Your loss.

    I had a mutually beneficial business proposition for you, and you decided to just push my buttons instead of engaging in a lucrative exchange. As punishment, here is a picture of a mop:

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    Splendid.

    It’s been a pleasure doing business with you.

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    Such a shame we couldn’t reach an understanding…

    It seems you’ve let your stubbornness get the best of you. What a pity. I think we could have accomplished great things together. Oh well. Perhaps another time. Best of luck!

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    I thought we had a deal.

    This was supposed to be an EASY exchange. Space facts…for echidnas. That’s it. At no point did I say I wanted tree facts. In fact, I explicitly told you I did NOT want tree facts. I despise tree facts. More than anything in the world. If someone so much as whispers a tree fact to me while I sleep, I immediately wake up and ask them to please go into another room or leave my house entirely. That is how much contempt I have for tree facts. So you know what? Forget it. This deal is fucked, and it’s all thanks to you and your goddamn tree facts.
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