You Are Mommy’s Little Sweetheart

How good! You have been designated as Mommy’s Little Sweetheart! You are the apple of Mommy’s eye, and you are going to die in her web. When you enter a room, the horns cough their triumphant music, and the Sweetheart (you) marches in to the deafening shrieks of Mommy, who is happy to see you around. This is because of who you are, which is Mommy’s Little Sweetheart. Congratulations.

You Are Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man

How positive! It has been revealed that you are none other than Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man. This is a major plus for many reasons. First of all, the army wants to kill you because you are so, so marvelous and so, so a lamb monster who has got the legs of a man, the body of a lamb, and the head of a lamb man. This fact is bright! Beyond this, Daddy is always slicing off bits of his own leg for you to nibble on. Daddy’s leg is rich in the Problem Vitamin, which is vital for any dying lamb man who needs to get strong fast and die right away! You are truly chained to the high life as Daddy’s Marvelous Lamb Man, and when you die in Daddy’s nest, you will be on the news, and they will make a movie about your life starring CGI. Congratulations.

You Are Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block

How surprising and wrong! You broke the rules of this online quiz and have declared yourself to be Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block. Grandmother lugs you around to all of her science experiments, and the weight of you turns her spine into dust and discomfort. You will live forever in Grandmother’s Industrial Bungalow, and when they make a movie about your life, they will put lipstick on the heaviest, most rebellious boulder and that is who will play you in the movie. You are, according to you, Grandmother’s Heavy Industrial Cinder Block. Congratulations.