You did terrible

You do know some people actually appreciate fireworks, right? To morons like you, they’re just shiny lights in the sky, aren’t they?

You did okay

You can pick out the more well-known and obvious fireworks, but you’re still getting the hang of the nomenclature. Take good notes this July 4th and you might learn a thing or two.

You did well

Getting there! You’re nice to have around on the night of July 4th, pointing out rare and obscure fireworks like “The Great Glimmering Bellow” and “Lilith’s Candle.” But that’s not to say there aren’t a few that can even stump a guru like you.

You did great

You are a true pyrotechnician. A walking encyclopedia of fireworks knowledge. Truly, you know the names of all fireworks.