1. 1. Kathy is on her way to her vacay—no men, no rules! Her husband, Jim, just dropped her at the airport, and she takes off in an hour. Which of these drinks has Kathy already had?
  2. 2. True or False: The hotel has provided a complimentary shuttle service to and from the Myrtle Beach Boardwalk, so Kathy doesn’t have to drive.
  3. 3. Please select the vehicle that Kathy and the gals are most likely to pilot both buzzed and unsupervised at some point during their three-day vacation:
  4. 4. Complete the following sentence: “Kathy is ______ LandShark Bar & Grill.”
  5. 5. If a very drunk Kathy were to run along the beach at night, take off her clothes, yell “Time for mama to skinny-dip!” and then jump into the ocean, how likely is the Coast Guard to intervene?
  6. 6. True or False: If a very hungover Kathy vomits off of a boat, the waters she’ll be vomiting into are part of a federally protected natural habitat.
  7. 7. Here are three women with the potential to cause trouble in Myrtle Beach. Which one of them is most likely to be successful at flirting herself out of trouble?

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    Myrtle Beach Is Ready For Kathy!

    Myrtle Beach knows her type. The second she steps off that plane, Myrtle Beach is prepared to handle everything this cooped-up mom of three can throw at it. Singing; dancing; skinny-dipping in the ocean? Not only is Myrtle Beach ready for Kathy, but it’ll handle her like a champion. Best of luck, everyone.

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    Myrtle Beach Is Not Quite Ready For Kathy

    Simply put, Myrtle Beach is ready for parts of Kathy, but it’s not ready for all of Kathy. Sure, it’s seen tourists before, but it’s never seen one who has the kids in college and is seeing her old sorority sisters for the first time in 30 years. So if it knows what’s good for it, Myrtle Beach will step it up, because Kathy is going to wreak havoc whether she means to or not.

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    Myrtle Beach Is Definitely Not Ready For Kathy

    Listen up—Myrtle Beach needs to get ready for Kathy, because a storm is brewing, and it lands at Myrtle Beach International Airport in just a few hours. She’s going to dance and drink her way down the boardwalk with all her gals, and unless something happens soon, this mom of three won’t be able to be stopped. You’ve been warned, Myrtle Beach. It’s not gonna be pretty.
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