Would You Rather Look At A Clock Or Be A Clock? | ClickHole

1. When you see a clock, what is your reaction?

I stare at the clock with intense interest

I longingly gaze at the clock’s round body

I turn away from the clock’s round body while cursing enviously

I smile and say “Clock!”
2. You are invited to a dinner party and your host owns a grandfather clock, a kind of clock that can stand up. What do you do?

Nod thoughtfully at the grandfather clock and at any other clocks that are also present

Climb inside the grandfather clock and imagine it is my skin

Loudly remark to the party guests that I am basically a grandfather clock

Stick my face up real close so the second hand bops my nose each time it spins around
3. Complete the following sentence: Clocks are _______.

a spinning festival

so damn lucky

pretty much what I am

clocks!
4. A digital clock is a kind of bad garbage that is not a circle. Do you consider it a clock?

No, it is not a clock

No, but it is still better to be one than a human
5. Please pick the photo you most identify with:
6. True or False: Generally speaking, it is good to be human and alive.

True

False
7. If you met a celebrity like Eric Bana and he confessed to you that he is a clock, how would you respond?

I would say “No, unfortunately you are not a clock”

I would say “I sympathize, Eric, but you are not a clock”

I would say “Nobody can be a clock, but you and I are almost clocks”

I would say “Now that I know you’re a clock, it’s great to see you”
8. You want to be a clock right now. Agree or disagree?

Strongly agree

Desperately agree

Strongly disagree

Violently disagree
9. For how many minutes would you like to see a clock?

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You Want To Look At A Clock
When it comes to either wanting to see a clock or wanting to be a clock, you would rather see a clock! The idea of being a clock doesn’t appeal to you, because at heart you’re always a person who prefers to be a human who sees a clock. Congratulations!

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You Want To Be A Clock
If you had your way, you would be a clock instead of a human, and you don’t want to see a clock! Other people would rather see a clock, and you’d be happy to oblige them if you were a clock and they wanted to look at you, but unfortunately, you are a human. Congratulations!

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