You remember a lot of classic Oscar moments!

Well done! You remember when George Clooney won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor and used his acceptance speech to tearfully, desperately scream “Help me eat the Second Clooney!” as security guards dragged him away from the podium like it was yesterday. Keep up the good work!

You remember an average number of classic Oscar moments!

So, maybe you don’t remember every notable moment in Oscars history, like in 1998 when Billy Crystal looked out at the audience and it was filled with hundreds of Billy Crystals, and then he rubbed his eyes and it went back to normal. But you totally remember when a sandbag crushed a couple of the Wahlberg brothers who’d been skulking around backstage. Not bad!

You don’t remember very many classic Oscar moments!

You must not be a very big Oscars fan if you can’t recall the time when all the chairs flipped down into the ground and a different set of chairs flipped up containing the previous year’s audience, or when someone who wasn’t Marisol sat in Marisol’s chair. You’ve got a lot of Oscars to catch up on!