1. 1. Which of the following is the album cover for Californication? No sweat if you don’t know. It was, like, 15 years ago.
  2. 2. What year did the Red Hot Chili Peppers get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Remember, it’s not like this is the “Can You Pass A Fourth-Grade Social Studies Test Today?” quiz. It would be rough if you got anything below, like, a 90 percent on that. This is just about the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
  3. 3. If you can’t identify RHCP’s logo with their band name removed, don’t beat yourself up about it. There’s no reason you should know this.

    Whether you got that one right or wrong, you’re doing just fine.

  4. 4. Okay, so you have a 50-50 shot on this question, but you still shouldn’t feel bad if you get it wrong: Was Dave Navarro ever in the Red Hot Chili Peppers?
  5. 5. Okay, you’ll probably be able to get which one of these guys is Anthony Kiedis. He’s the most famous one. This will pad your score right up into that 30- to 40-percent range, which is totally normal for a quiz about the Red Hot Chili Peppers. If for some reason you don’t get it right, though, we’re not going to be totally unreasonable about it.

    This is actually the guy from Soundgarden. Don’t fret, though. These ’90s guys all kind of run together.

    This is actually the guy from Beck. Don’t fret, though. These ’90s guys all kind of run together.

    This is actually the guy from Pearl Jam. Don’t fret, though. These ’90s guys all kind of run together.

  6. 6. If you think about it, it would actually be kind of weird if you retained this knowledge for more than 20 years, but what is the fourth song off Blood Sugar Sex Magik?
  7. 7. Which of these RHCP albums sold the most copies? Again, if you don’t know this one, just pick something at random and hit the button to see your results. No one’s going to judge you.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 7/7 correct. You certainly didn’t need to do this well, but it’s cool that you did.

    Wow, you scored very high on this Red Hot Chili Peppers quiz. You probably guessed on a bunch of these—who could blame you?—and they must have just gone your way! If you had done worse on this thing, that would have been fine too. Share this on Facebook to probably see a bunch of your friends score, like, a 4/7.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 6/7 correct. You certainly didn’t need to do this well, but it’s cool that you did.

    Wow, you scored very high on this Red Hot Chili Peppers quiz. You probably guessed on a bunch of these—who could blame you?—and they must have just gone your way. If you had done worse on this thing, that would have been fine too. Share this on Facebook to probably see a bunch of your friends score, like, a 4/7.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 5/7 correct. That sounds about right.

    You got exactly as many right as could be expected. If anyone gets on your case about not knowing that Gus Van Sant directed the "Under The Bridge" music video, they’re being highly unreasonable. It says way more about them than it does about you. You could have done better, sure, but certainly no one could be mad about this. You don’t have to share this result if you don’t want to.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Are you some sort of fucking idiot?

    Jesus Christ, you didn’t even get ONE right? Come on, everyone knows who Anthony Kiedis is, even if you don’t really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. How the fuck did you blow this quiz so badly? Truly a pitiful, piss-poor performance, and you should feel a deep, retching shame. This quiz has been automatically shared on your Facebook wall so people know what a colossal idiot they’re friends with.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 4/7 correct. That sounds about right.

    You got exactly as many right as could be expected. If anyone gets on your case about not knowing that Gus Van Sant directed the “Under The Bridge” music video, they’re being highly unreasonable. It says way more about them than it does about you. You could have done better, sure, but certainly no one could be mad about this. You don’t have to share this result if you don’t want to.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 3/7 correct. That sounds about right.

    You got exactly as many right as could be expected. If anyone gets on your case about not knowing that Gus Van Sant directed the “Under The Bridge” music video, they’re being highly unreasonable. It says way more about them than it does about you. You could have done better, sure, but certainly no one could be mad about this. You don’t have to share this result if you don’t want to.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 2/7 correct. That sounds about right.

    You got exactly as many right as could be expected. If anyone gets on your case about not knowing that Gus Van Sant directed the “Under The Bridge” music video, they’re being highly unreasonable. It says way more about them than it does about you. You could have done better, sure, but certainly no one could be mad about this. You don’t have to share this result if you don’t want to.
  • Results for No One’s Going To Hold It Against You If You Don’t Nail This Quiz About The Red Hot Chili Peppers

    You got 1/7 correct. That sounds about right.

    You got exactly as many right as could be expected. If anyone gets on your case about not knowing that Gus Van Sant directed the “Under The Bridge” music video, they’re being highly unreasonable. It says way more about them than it does about you. You could have done better, sure, but certainly no one could be mad about this. You don’t have to share this result if you don’t want to.

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