1. 1. How would you describe the noise most often released from your shoulders?
  2. 2. How much do you spend on stork-related items annually?
  3. 3. True or False: A person once told you, “You seem like one of those guys who has two storks on his shoulders.”
  4. 4. How many living things would die if you attempted a backflip?
  5. 5. If you can, please place one grain of stork birdseed into each hand, and then raise your open hands in the air. When you lower your hands, what is the result?
  6. 6. Please choose which number you identify with most:
  7. 7. What is the one thing that’s stopping you from being an astronaut?
  8. 8. On a scale from 1-10, how many storks are currently on your shoulders at this very moment?

  • Results for Are You A Two-Storks-On-Your-Shoulders Kind Of Guy Or A No-Storks-On-Your-Shoulders Kind Of Guy?

    You’re A Two-Storks-On-Your-Shoulders Kind Of Guy!

    Yes, it would appear as if it looks like you’re the type of guy who is a two-storks-on-your-shoulders type of guy. When you walk around a town or walk around a park, people immediately identify you as the type of guy who has two storks on your shoulders. This is due to the fact that you have two storks on your shoulders, something that grants society the permission to perceive you as someone who has two storks on your shoulders. And so it goes that when people meet you for the first time, the thing they immediately mutter loudly is, “Well, you’re someone who certainly is a two-storks-on-your-shoulders type of guy,” and this is something that...well, this is something that you love.

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    You’re A No-Storks-On-Your-Shoulders Kind Of Guy!

    Yes, it would appear as if it looks like you’re the type of guy who is a no-storks-on-your-shoulders type of guy. If you appeared on the news—local or national—the thing that would appear under your name as an identifier of who you are would be “A no-storks-on-your-shoulders type of guy,” and when people meet you for the first time, the thing they immediately mutter loudly is, “Well, you certainly have no storks on your shoulders.” This, of course, is all something that you love, and something that you take great pride in. Way to go.
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