Jim Understands Leather!

Wow! Incredible job. Jim finally associates the word “leather” with something other than utter confusion. Jim knows all about how leather can be put on your body, how leather is a material that is stolen from the backs of dead cows, and how leather is something you should never wear while swimming! Perfect. You’ve done your job, and you may go away now.

Jim Has A Pretty Okay Understanding Of Leather.

Sure. You did just fine! At this point, Jim understands leather conversationally, and really only slightly less than the average person! That said, he still has a lot of questions. For instance: Why can a cow get wet, but not leather? Why is wearing human skin not the same as wearing animal skin? And also, can you make a scarf from leather? Maybe you can hit those points next time.

Jim Has A Disturbingly Detailed Understanding Of Leather.

Uh-oh. You’ve filled Jim’s entire brain with detailed information about leather. He knows the exact process of how to properly execute and skin a cow, as well as the current domestic and foreign rates for different qualities of leather. Jim now plans on starting a leather factory and making custom furniture. Hopefully, there’s still room in his head for him to learn other stuff too.

Jim Has No Idea What Leather Is, And Neither Do You.

Well, Jim might very well be more confused than he’s ever felt before, and it’s all thanks to you and your subpar explanation of leather. Jim thinks leather is a thick goop that people coat themselves with to feel like the freeway. He thinks it’s more expensive than gold, and he won’t even go near water. Also, both of you get visibly upset when he sees or thinks about shoes. Bottom line: You will never understand leather by guessing. Just go out there and have someone explain it to you.