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1. Check off every wonder of the world that you’ve been to:

Gustav’s Bridge

The Burmese Scab Pile

The Very Tall Building With One Hell Of A Lobby

Daffy Dave’s Ziggurat Of Bargains

The Big Apple

America’s Tunnel

The Great Walls Of Double China

The Bitsy Lighthouse Of Ant Island

Glenn Gould’s Fuck Windmill

Where The Milk Comes From

The Pacific Trash Raft Visitor’s Center

Carla’s Mom’s House’s New Basement—It Has Pinball

The Big Chapped Human Knuckles

The Icky-Sticky-Oh-So-Licky Rock Candy Cathedral

Star Wars

My Diorama Chamber

Behind The Scenes Of NBC’s Breakout Hit Blindspot

Legoland Deutschland

Orbital Platform Janus

The House Of A Hundred Wet Hiccups

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The Grave Of Two Gargantuan Swans

Isla Del Diablo

Bone Spire

The Pool

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You’ve Barely Visited Any World Wonders!
Wow. You’ve hardly seen anything monumental wrought by the hands of man! You’re content to slouch, slack-jawed, with a laptop on your belly, drooling your way through another season of Longmire or something. Why not just tear your legs right off if you’re not going to bother using them?

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You’ve Seen Some World Wonders!
Not bad. You’ve got a few stamps on your passport! Nobody is impressed, and you’ve accomplished precisely zilch as far as making yourself externally interesting and internally content, but it’s still something, maybe. Share your results with your friends!

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You’ve Seen A Ton Of World Wonders!
Fuck! If they scooped out your retinas and put them under a microscope, oh, but the things they would see! Pavilions! Arabesques! And pretty much all the pillars out there that there are! What a little globetrotter you are! Great job. Go take a nap.

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