How Many Of These Weird Body Traits Do You Have? | ClickHole

1. Check off each of these weird traits that you have:

Webbed knees

Steaming ears

Loretta’s scars

Just molars

Spinal buttress

Ribs that sound like loose change when you move around

Sultan’s sneer

Eye of Seth

Lungs that crinkle when you inhale

Organ+

Skin that shimmers like rippling water in a sun-dappled cove

Rear spoilers

In the mouth a desert

Thing Julie really hates

Second tongue inside your stomach that tastes food as it falls from your esophagus, next to a second pair of lips that can only say “too spicy”

Mouse stuck inside

Nonwhite skin

Broken heart

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You’ve Got A Very Weird Body
Nice! Your body is a fleshy mass of horrific and bizarre characteristics. You’ve got just about every weird trait, from Chesley’s little wrists, to a sentient brow, to rootin’ tootin’ genitalia. Your anatomy is vexing to the nation’s top physicians and you will most likely die young. Share your results with your friends!

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You’ve Got A Somewhat Weird Body
Not bad! Your body is sort of weird. You’ve got a few weird traits, like constantly rotating fingers and an adjustable 0-10 dial embedded into your back labeled “gender,” but you can’t roll your tongue or anything like that. You’re still a freak though! Share your results with your friends.

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You’ve Got A Normal Body
Lame. Your body is totally normal. You lack even the most basic genetic mutations to give you any form of identity. You are no one. You are nothing.

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