1. 1. Meet my son’s basketball team, the Lehigh Valley Police. Their record currently sits at 4-5 on the year, and they need to have a solid end-of-season run in order to make the playoffs. They need a head coach whose mind is intact for this to happen, so what’s going on in your brain as you look at them for the first time?
  2. 2. Describe what a normal practice would look like if you were head coach:
  3. 3. This person is the ultimate judge of whether or not a basketball coach has a sound mind. How would you introduce yourself to him?
  4. 4. When the buzzer goes off at the end of the quarter, how do you react?
  5. 5. Please do not think I was hiding the following from you; I just did not know the best way to bring it up. This is Alto R., the worst player on my son’s basketball team. Alto R. is a disaster. He is perpetually sticky, seems to have been born without a center of gravity, and is under the impression that the purpose of basketball is to try to pop the ball at every opportunity. Again, I’m sorry. How would you handle Alto R.?
  6. 6. A woman is in love with the president of the United States, but the president has no idea she exists. What should the woman do?
  7. 7. What do you see when you look at this?
  8. 8. Finally, please take a moment to think about the following phrase: “Overtime at a youth basketball game where I am the head coach.” Now, describe the current state of your body:
  • Results for Are You Of Sound Enough Mind To Coach My Son’s Basketball Team?

    You’re of sound enough mind to coach my son’s basketball team!

    Congratulations! This is truly delightful news. Your mind is firm and taut, completely able to withstand coaching my son’s basketball team. Simply put, you’ve got a real firm and taut mind! There will be challenges, that’s for sure. You know that. Remember Alto R.? For example, Alto R. is a challenge that you will face. But your brain is ready for him and whatever else pops up. Maybe he has a brother! Who’s to say? Not me! No doubt about it. So, anyway, buy a clipboard and whistle, friend, and think up some plays too. Because you’re my son’s head coach now—and that’s good.
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    You might be of sound enough mind to coach my son’s basketball team!

    Well, this puts us in quite a pickle. It’s clear that your mind is sound in some parts, but it’s equally clear that your mind isn’t too hot in others. Oh, boy, I just don’t know. What if that brain of yours snaps while you’re being my son’s head coach? That wouldn’t be good. But then again, what if it stays put? That would be really good. Let me think about this for a day or two, and I’ll get back to you. But right now, as of this moment in time...the ephemeral beast, always fleeting...it’s a yes. But who knows? I could change my mind to a no.
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    You’re not of sound enough mind to coach my son’s basketball team!

    Looks like your mind is riddled with roundball lunacy, so there’s just no way you can be the coach of my son’s basketball team. That mind is just so unsound! I’m totally envisioning you ending the season by trying to punt a basketball at my kid, or even someone else’s kid. Hey, I’m bummed about this too. The Lehigh Valley Police really need a leader, and I thought you might be the one for sure. But, friend, that brain couldn’t stand a season with these kids. I’m really sorry.

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