You’re A True Philanthropist

Wow! When it comes to making the world a better place, you would do so many amazing things. If you had the power, you’d carpet all deserts, scrub under everyone’s flaps, and neither help nor hinder Lionsgate from making movies! Unfortunately, you have no power. So it’s a wash!

You’d Do Some Good Things

Not bad. If you had the power, you’d do some good things to fix the world. You’d do some charitable acts, like getting some more snow on that mountain from An Inconvenient Truth, but you’d never do something truly noble like putting a curtain in front of the moon, charging admission to look at it, and using the money to support women’s health services. Try being a better person, then take this quiz again!

You’re A Bad Person

Yikes. Looks like you’re a terrible human being incapable of doing any good whatsoever. If you had the power, you’d spend all your time and money selfishly, and not on charitable acts like finally inventing a machine that converts fog and loose hair into public benches or teaching the president Braille. Try being a better human being, then take this quiz again!