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You Are The Perfect Bride For Oscar Isaac
Oh! Oh, my sweet thing, you are the picture of perfection, like one of Oscar’s dolls come to life! Come now, come now, quickly! You must be scrubbed and shorn for Oscar! Oh, how he will reward us! Come now, for soon you will belong to him till death and beyond! -
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You Will Make A Passable Bride For Oscar Isaac
Ah, child, were you only a smidge more refined, a hair more unblemished…but what is, is, and Oscar must be wed. Perhaps, in time, he will mold you to his liking, but like as not he’ll tire of your inadequacies and cordon you in the greenhouse with the rest of his would-be brides. Ah, but that is love and fate, forever entwined, cruel and incestuous. -
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You Would Make A Piss-Poor Bride For Oscar Isaac
Go! Fly from here! Would you have us struck, or worse? The sight of you alone would send Oscar into a day of fits and tremors! You will never know the sticky warmth of Oscar’s touch nor plumb the love-soaked depths of his complicated heart. Ack! The search continues!