1. 1. First things first: Do you know who The Edge is?
  2. 2. True or false: You can climb.
  3. 3. How many U2 songs do you know?
  4. 4. Historically, The Edge is someone who wears a hat. If you wanted to look like him, which of the following hats would you wear to try to duplicate this?
  5. 5. Let’s say someone in the crowd were to shout, “Hey, wait a minute! You’re not The Edge!” How would you silence them?
  6. 6. On paper, at least, how would you reassure Bono that you know what you’re doing and that everything is going to be fine?
  7. 7. Here’s a quick challenge to see if you would know what to do once on stage: Play the chorus to “Sunday Bloody Sunday.”
  8. 8. Consider this premise: The Edge wakes up and demands his guitar back. What would you do?
  9. 9. When the concert ends, the newspaper comes out. Out of all these possible headlines referencing your performance, which do you think is most likely?

  • Results for In Theory, If The Edge Went To Sleep In The Middle Of A Concert, Would You Be Able To Climb On Stage And Replace Him?

    Theoretically speaking, you would be able to replace The Edge if he fell asleep on stage.

    Congratulations! If U2’s legendary guitarist decided that a concert is where he should be asleep, you would have no problem climbing up on stage and replacing him. Amazing! If a man fell asleep, you would decide to do a thing. Now that’s something you can write home to the family about.

  • Results for In Theory, If The Edge Went To Sleep In The Middle Of A Concert, Would You Be Able To Climb On Stage And Replace Him?

    Theoretically speaking, it is somewhat possible that you would be able to replace The Edge if he fell asleep on stage.

    Not bad. If The Edge, someone who plays a guitar while wearing one hat, fell asleep during the middle of a concert, there is basically a 75 percent chance you’d be able to go on stage and replace him. Sure, there’s a chance you might mess up, but there’s a much bigger chance that you do a good job and someone in the crowd claps a few times for you. Another person might wave once or twice, and a third might give a quick approving scratch to their neck. You just have to like those odds.

  • Results for In Theory, If The Edge Went To Sleep In The Middle Of A Concert, Would You Be Able To Climb On Stage And Replace Him?

    Theoretically speaking, it is not very likely that you would be able to replace The Edge if he fell asleep on stage.

    Ouch. If The Edge were to fall asleep on stage during a concert, exchanging you for him would just be bad news. Bono would not be happy and would say something like, “I did not learn how to sing U2 songs so something like this could happen.” That could ruin your day for sure. It would be weird if it didn’t. How could it not? Just stay in your seat and go to town on whatever it is you’re eating. Enjoy that food, friend.

  • Results for In Theory, If The Edge Went To Sleep In The Middle Of A Concert, Would You Be Able To Climb On Stage And Replace Him?

    Theoretically speaking, you would not be able to replace The Edge if he fell asleep on stage.

    You would be at the park, so climbing up on stage and replacing The Edge in the middle of a U2 concert is out of the question.
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