You Do Every Thanksgiving Tradition!

Amazing! You and your family are very, very good at Thanksgiving. The dead giveaway of this fact is that whenever it’s Thanksgiving, you can be seen performing every Thanksgiving tradition known to mankind, in succession, with perfect form. You are an unquestioned master of the day of the turkey. This is great.

You Do A Lot Of Thanksgiving Traditions!

Nice! When it comes to Thanksgiving traditions, you and your family are leaders and role models for the rest of us to follow. You have a deep, abiding respect for the ancient pilgrims who conquered America, and Thanksgiving Day is the time you choose to demonstrate it to the world. Good on you.

You Do Some Thanksgiving Traditions

Pretty good. You are a normal person who does a normal amount of things on Thanksgiving to honor the ancient pilgrims who conquered America and died before industry was invented. You’re probably an interesting person in other ways, but when it comes to the all-important category of “number of traditions performed with family on Thanksgiving,” you are just okay. Very middle of the road. Thank you for spending time clicking the boxes.

You Don’t Do Very Many Thanksgiving Traditions At All!

What? Based on your answers, we’ve decided that you hardly do any Thanksgiving traditions! What were you thinking all those Thanksgivings when you and your family just sat there doing nothing? Probably just looking at the food and starving to death. Disgusting. You are definitely a traitor who doesn’t even believe in the pilgrims.