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Results for How Many Of These Sweatshirt Strings Have You Chewed On?
You Haven’t Chewed On Any Of These Sweatshirt Strings
If you didn’t see yourself as someone who has ever chewed on a sweatshirt string, great! That’s exactly who you are. But if you did see yourself as someone who has chewed on a sweatshirt string at some point during their life, this is absolutely the worst possible outcome for you. And the most awful part is that there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. -
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You Haven’t Really Chewed On That Many Sweatshirt Strings
So what’s up? Chewing sweatshirt strings just isn’t your thing? Tried giving it a couple spins around the block but your hands just didn’t like the steering wheel? We understand. Chewing on sweatshirt strings just isn’t for everyone, especially you. But if this comes as a surprise, be sure to get out there, chew on a few more strings, and take this quiz again! -
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You’ve Chewed On A Fair Number Of Sweatshirt Strings
Not bad. You’ve gnawed on a few sweatshirt strings in your day. It’s not, like, your favorite thing, but you’re not exactly recoiling when you put a sweatshirt string in your mouth, either. If your sweatshirt string–eating numbers were converted into basketball stats, you’d be averaging about 10 points per game. You’d be an average NBA player—and hey, that’s okay. You’re still making some good money. This money is a million and more! Yes, it’s not LeBron money, but we can’t all be LeBron. And that’s just the cold truth. -
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You Have Chewed On An Impressive Amount Of Sweatshirt Strings
Well, well, well. What do we have here? Looks like we have someone who has chewed on a very impressive amount of sweatshirt strings during their lifetime! If this is something you meant to do, congrats! If it wasn’t, well, still be proud. You’ve done some good work in this field. -
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You Have Chewed On Every Sweatshirt String
Look at you! You’re some type of person who has chewed on every sweatshirt string! Nice! You love the way a sweatshirt string feels in your mouth and on your tongue, and somewhere out there, there is a person or persons who call you “The Sweatshirt-String Chewer In My Life.” Oh, hell yeah—for sure.
