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Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey
Your Responses Indicate Minimal-To-Nonexistent Beverage Pleasure
It is extremely distressing to us that your survey results indicate that your beverage pleasure was extremely minimal. This is unacceptable, and we must assure you that we are working to rectify the inadequacies that you experienced so as to ensure future beverages result in large and intense amounts of pleasure. Thank you for completing this survey, and good luck in your future beverage experiences. -
Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey
Your Responses Indicate Moderate Beverage Pleasure
According to your survey responses, your beverage pleasure was relatively moderate. We appreciate your honesty in completing this beverage pleasure survey, and we look forward to improving the beverage experience so that future beverages may result in more ecstatic amounts of disgusting pleasure. Thank you, and we apologize if this beverage has ruined your life. -
Results for Please Take 2 Minutes And Complete This Beverage Pleasure Survey
Your Responses Indicate Extremely High Beverage Pleasure
Congratulations! The responses that you have submitted indicate that your beverage pleasure was extremely high! This is the result we continually strive for, and your completion of this survey will help us ensure that all beverage experiences are extremely high in pleasure. Thank you for your time, and we hope your next beverage experience is as bloated with pleasure as your survey responses indicate that this one was. Goodnight.