How Selfless Are You? | ClickHole

1. Check off all that apply to you:

I apologize when given a paycheck.

I have never reached the front of a line.

I humbly decline the walk signal at crosswalks.

I pay the valet a little extra so I can park my car myself.

When someone gives me a compliment, I burst into flames.

I only eat after the kestrels have all had their fill.

I’ll fake a drowning at the public pool if the lifeguard looks bored.

I ran the Iditarod alongside my sled dogs.

I keep a second pair of identical pants with me to give away just in case someone says, “Nice pants.”

I once donated my face to a dying stray dog.

When I volunteer somewhere, I only post about it on Facebook late at night when no one will see it.

I’ve been holding the door at a 24-hour ATM in Times Square since 2011.

My driver’s license, credit card, and iTunes gift cards all specify that I’m an organ donor.

When I met the pope, we got into a wrestling match trying to wash each other’s feet.

I got a woman pregnant and refused to take credit for the child.

I always pee out more than I drank in.

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You’re A Humanitarian
Incredible! You’re truly selfless. When your name is called to be seated at a restaurant you defer to the troops, your nickname in high school was “Altruism’s Creature,” and you always tip 20 percent at ATMs. We won’t bother asking you to share your results with your friends and family, because no doubt you won’t.

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You’re Relatively Selfless
Not bad! You’re relatively selfless. You’re selfless enough that whenever you throw a party, you wait quietly in your room until it’s over, but you’re not one of the truly selfless people who prays to each God every night before bed so no God feels left out.

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You’re Selfish
Yikes. Looks like you’re a pretty selfish person. You’re just not the kind of person who people would introduce at parties as their “selfless friend.” You don’t even make sure your wallet is stuffed with hundreds just in case you get mugged. Try caring about others more and take this quiz again.

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