1. 1. Is this going to be the best summer ever?
  2. 2. Okay, so, you say that now, but really? The best summer ever? That’s a pretty tall order. Between the beginning of time and now, there have been a lot of summers. You honestly think this is going to be the best summer of all time?
  3. 3. I mean, because you said the summer of ’09 was going to be the best summer ever, and that was the summer all those grasshoppers got into the pool. And then you said it about the summer of 2011, and that was the summer Tucker got mono. So I need to know that you really mean it this time: Is this really going to be the best summer ever?
  4. 4. Okay, because last summer I met Wayne Gretzky. That was a pretty incredible summer. Is this summer going to be better than that?
  5. 5. Really? Because the only thing I can imagine that’s better than meeting Wayne Gretzky is meeting Wayne Gretzky and Anthony Kiedis at the same time. Is that what’s going to happen this summer?
  6. 6. Oh man, that sounds awesome! Do you think Wayne Gretzky and Anthony Kiedis are nice in person?
  7. 7. Wouldn’t it be awesome if when I met Anthony Kiedis and Wayne Gretzky, Anthony Kiedis asked me to join the Red Hot Chili Peppers? But then what if Wayne Gretzky was like, “I have a better idea…I play the bass!” and then me and Wayne Gretzky and Anthony Kiedis formed a rock band together and tour around the entire nation. 

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    Oh man!

    Yup. You totally convinced me! This is going to be incredible! I can’t even wait, dude. I can’t even wait! This is definitely going to be the best summer of all time!
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