You will never be ready to be a parent.

Yikes. Based on the qualities you selected, you are not and will never be ready to be a parent. Parenthood for you is mathematically impossible, since even if you doubled how ready you are to be a parent every day for the rest of your life, you would still die as the worst parent in history, and it wouldn’t even be close. You are a hopeless wreck of a prospective parent, and the best course of action for you is to get some kind of prominent tattoo that warns EMT doctors not to turn you into a parent, or take this quiz again and try to get a better result.

You are not ready to be a parent.

Okay. Based on the answers you clicked on, you are not ready to be a parent. You don’t even know the basics. Go back and study the methods that will allow you to be a proper parent, then come back to this quiz and try for the higher score that will be a sure signal of your parenting aptitude.

You are ready to be a parent!

Nice! Based on your answers, you’ve done enough things to ready yourself for the big P of Parenthood. You’re going to do great. If you have a child, they will probably turn out okay, because it is evident that you are flush with parenting ability. Well, great. You have the green light. Go out and fuck someone so hard that it transforms you into a parent.

You are extremely ready to be a parent!

Wow. You turned in an absolutely stunning performance on the parenthood quiz, and the good news is that for all intents and purposes, you’re basically a parent already. You have that look, and you have that walk. Now, all you need is that child. To get that, you’ll need to fuck someone so hard you become a parent. But judging from how far along the path to parenthood you already are, that should be no problem for you. Keep it up! You got this!