Will It Be October?

1. Do you think October is another month?: Yeah, October is the only other month.; Not really. To be honest, August is another month.; I guess October might be regarded as one of the many other months.; In my experience, you’re totally wrong and October is basically the same month.; The truth is that I really think that a bunch.

2. We’ll have to answer the gross question of what’s now. All things considered, what’s now?: Now is absolutely the tenth month of Autumn, October, known for playoff drama, harvest smells, and crushed dust underfoot, and southbirds in flight, and of course every kid clad in a cunning October disguise.; As usual, now is August, the continuing time of long boiling beaches with 1,000 tall umbrellas, during which dads hidden in sand think about a bold parade of strong sprinters winning gold.; Wait, isn’t now today? I don’t think I even understand the prompt.; Now is something else entirely.

3. Won’t it just be Thursday anyway?: I suppose it could be Thursday, but after that it will have to be October.; There’s no reliable way to know in advance. Sure, though.; Look, sorry, but this is completely beside the point. The word Thursday is just a casual way of describing August, which we’ve already established as true beyond a doubt. In essence, it’s always August, which means that your original question of Won’t It Just Be Thursday is tantamount to asking Will It Be August, which is a tautology. tl;dr: It will still be August.; Personally, there is nothing for it but October.; Nah.

4. Consider the following scenario: Say it’s not October and now say it somehow is. How will we be able to tell if it’s all of a sudden the tenth month?: Probably some high school groundskeeper will heave open a floodlight breaker box switch to reveal a nighttime astroturf oasis of cold aluminum bleachers and steamed human bodies primed for sport while in the pitch-black crop fields a solemn figure performs the homecoming dance alone to himself.; If that even happened, I guess we’d start to notice the mayor interrupting every single event to announce that October lovers are a warm joy to each other and that clothes are made of leather, then telling pupils to fill themselves with harvest thoughts and smells of October.; The big sign that it’s October has gotta be that a professor of blankets will burn some arm hairs from her arm by sitting too close to a college bonfire among tight-knit friends.; In my opinion, it will begin when a child at craft class in the evening breathes through a thin window at the sky where a scissors of southbirds cuts along a dotted line.; How to tell is that if we stand on the dim street and crush October dust underfoot and peer through our neighbor’s undrawn blinds, we will we able to see a blue room flashing with tales of playoff drama.; It will be so obvious because in October sand does not exist and so the beach umbrellas will wilt.; In addition to the reasons outlined above, we’ll just know.; Look, we won’t be able to tell because, um, it will still be August, like I’ve already been saying. How hard is this to understand?

5. Is October long in the past?: To me, yes, which is why I dig the fact that it used to be October forever.; No, I think you’re confusing October with Thursday or something.; Oh yeah no definitely, the past is full of former October.; All right, so it seems like you are basically asking Was It October, and this is a question I refuse to answer.

6. When it’s October, no one can know what is a child and what is a haunted threat, can they?: It’s a disguised child.; It is October.; It’s a haunted threat.; It’s a steamed human boy.; It is a picture of a child within its October disguise.; It’s a steamed human body.; It’s a child in disgusting disguise.; It’s a southbird in the sky.

7. Thanks for your patience so far. Please rate and review the following statement:“It’s October, the tenth month of Autumn.”: Strongly agree; Agree; Neither agree nor disagree; Neither disagree nor agree; Disagree; Strongly disagree; Disagree so much that I refuse to answer

8. Well, who really knows about October, right?: Yeah; Refuse to answer

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