You are freakishly normal

Well, bravo. In every single instance, you chose the normal-person answer, indicating that you are as normal as is mathematically possible. But isn’t being entirely normal, unremarkable without a single exception, a deviation in itself? Is it not a human flaw in its own right? Does perfect normality not make you strange? Makes you think.

You are normal

Congratulations, because you are very normal! You don’t fly into a rage when asked to go scuba diving, nor do you only eat birds that have wronged you. You are a normal and regular person just like everyone else, except the psychopaths. Awesome!

You are at moderate risk of being a psychopath

Not too much to worry about here, although you are more likely to arbitrarily call up the U.N. and ask them to kick out Slovenia than the average person. Luckily, when you go missing for days, people other than a man who goes only by the name “Listerine” are looking for you.

You may be a psychopath

Yikes. Disturbingly, even when you are not trying to charm the final contestant on the hit game show Incentivized Charm, you still use charm to get what you want. You may not lack empathy for your computer as a true psychopath would, but you are sitting rather close to being a true psychopath. Freaky!

You are, without a doubt, a terrifying psychopath

Not that this will bother a deranged maniac like yourself, but you are a psychopath who loves tossing starfish into the air so high that they leave Earth’s atmosphere and float forever out into space. The only one who cares about you after all these years is a man who goes only by “Listerine,” and that is truly something that would chill a normal person to their bones.