1. 1. Compared to the other 49 states, how big is Rhode Island?

    Very good! If people know anything about Rhode Island, it’s this. Totally normal to possess this type of knowledge.

    Nope! You should have known this one. This is definitely the most well-known thing about Rhode Island.

    Nope! You should have known this one. This is definitely the most well-known thing about Rhode Island.

    Nope! You should have known this one. This is definitely the most well-known thing about Rhode Island.

  2. 2. What is the capital of Rhode Island?

    You got this one wrong, but that’s not too big a deal. It’s really not super unreasonable to not know the capital of Rhode Island.

    It makes sense that you’d know this. Providence is probably the only place in Rhode Island people can remember off the top of their head, so it’s not too outrageous that you’d assume it was the capital.

    You got this one wrong, but that’s not too big a deal. It’s really not super unreasonable to not know the capital of Rhode Island.

    You got this one wrong, but that’s not too big a deal. It’s really not super unreasonable to not know the capital of Rhode Island.

  3. 3. Who is the founder of Rhode Island?

    Very good. It would be kind of weird if you knew this one, unless you’re in eighth-grade U.S. history and you just happen to be in the unit where you learn this type of stuff. Otherwise, yikes.

    Very good. It would be kind of weird if you knew this one, unless you’re in eighth-grade U.S. history and you just happen to be in the unit where you learn this type of stuff. Otherwise, yikes.

    Hmm. Why exactly do you know this? This is the type of thing you maybe know if you’re in eighth-grade U.S. history and you’re in the unit where you learn about this type of stuff. Are you in eighth-grade U.S. history right now? It’s okay if you are, but if not...weird.

    Very good. It would be kind of weird if you knew this one, unless you’re in eighth-grade U.S. history and you just happen to be in the unit where you learn this type of stuff. Otherwise, yikes.

  4. 4. What is the highest point in Rhode Island?

    Incorrect! It is incredibly normal to not know what the highest point in Rhode Island is.

    There is absolutely no reason for you to know what the highest point in Rhode Island is.

    Incorrect! It is incredibly normal to not know what the highest point in Rhode Island is.

    Incorrect! It is incredibly normal to not know what the highest point in Rhode Island is.

  5. 5. Currently, who are Rhode Island’s two senators?

    Incorrect. Excellent! You should not know this. Most people can’t even name the two senators from their own state, so there’s no reason for you to know that about Rhode Island.

    Incorrect. Excellent! You should not know this. Most people can’t even name the two senators from their own state, so there’s no reason for you to know that about Rhode Island.

    Incorrect. Excellent! You should not know this. Most people can’t even name the two senators from their own state, so there’s no reason for you to know that about Rhode Island.

    Correct. You should not know this. Absolutely not. Most people can’t even name the two senators from their own state, and for some reason you know the two from Rhode Island? Why do you know this?

  6. 6. Is Rhode Island one of the original 13 colonies?

    Correct! Knowing this requires just a basic knowledge of American history, so you should have gotten this one right.

    Incorrect! Knowing this requires just a basic knowledge of American history, so you should have gotten this one right.

  7. 7. What do Rhode Islanders call “milkshakes”?

    If you are from Rhode Island, this is okay to know. You should know what to call your milkshakes. But if you are not from Rhode Island, this is completely unacceptable knowledge to have. You should not know their correct name for milkshakes.

    If you are from Rhode Island, this is okay to know. You should know what to call your milkshakes. But if you are not from Rhode Island, this is completely unacceptable knowledge to have. You should not know their correct name for milkshakes.

    If you are from Rhode Island, this is okay to know. You should know what to call your milkshakes. But if you are not from Rhode Island, this is completely unacceptable knowledge to have. You should not know their correct name for milkshakes.

    If you are from Rhode Island, this is okay to know. You should know what to call your milkshakes. But if you are not from Rhode Island, this is completely unacceptable knowledge to have. You should not know their correct name for milkshakes.

  8. 8. How many miles of coastline does Rhode Island have?

    Wait, what? How did you know this? You almost certainly had to have guessed this, right? If not…what?

    Not right. Nice! It is very good that you got that wrong.

    Not right. Nice! It is very good that you got that wrong.

    Not right. Nice! It is very good that you got that wrong.

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    You Know The Inappropriate Amount About Rhode Island

    Rhode Island has one or two things that should be basic knowledge for everyone, and the fact that you didn’t get any questions right is fairly troubling. Take this quiz again once you learn up on Rhode Island a bit more.

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    You Know The Appropriate Amount About Rhode Island!

    Nice! You’re totally normal. You probably know that Rhode Island is small, and you maybe even know that its capital is Providence. There’s even an off chance that you know it’s one of the original 13 colonies, but nothing more—and that’s a good thing.

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    You Know The Somewhat Appropriate Amount About Rhode Island!

    Not bad. You don’t know an outrageous amount of Rhode Island information or anything, but you know a thing or two that might make some raise an eyebrow. Those facts shouldn’t be too hard to forget, though, so just do that and take this quiz again!

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    You Know The Inappropriate Amount About Rhode Island

    No, this isn’t normal. I live in Rhode Island, and I don’t even know as much as you. Did you read the Wikipedia entry for Rhode Island literally right before taking this quiz? But even then, it would still be weird if you got this many right. You would’ve had to remember a lot of stuff. Very unusual.
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