You Had A Not-So-Catholic Childhood

Looks like your childhood really wasn’t very Catholic at all! You didn’t spend your childhood writing letters to the Lego company asking them to release a convent Lego set, and you never once hollowed out a Bible to hide your second Bible. Share your results with your friends!

You Had A Sort-Of-Catholic Childhood

Looks like your childhood was sort of Catholic! Sure, your bathroom had a second toilet to vomit guilt into, and your parents told you about sex with a chilly 13-year silence, but you never once beatified your dad while he was napping. Share your results with your friends!

You Had A Very Catholic Childhood

Wow! You had a very, very Catholic upbringing. Whenever your parents found a box of condoms in your room, they made you eat the whole pack. You named your pet lizard Catholic God, after Catholic God and not the other gods. Your favorite childhood memory is brushing Jesus’ hair while he quietly sang “Under The Bridge” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Share your results with your friends!