1. 1. What emotion does this expression indicate?

    Wrong! This man is displaying a sympathy waggle, a common reaction to learning that a friend’s dog was struck and killed by a Coca-Cola truck.

    Wrong! This man is displaying a sympathy waggle, a common reaction to learning that a friend’s dog was struck and killed by a Coca-Cola truck.

    Wrong! This man is displaying a sympathy waggle, a common reaction to learning that a friend’s dog was struck and killed by a Coca-Cola truck.

    Correct! This man is displaying a sympathy waggle, a common reaction to learning that a friend’s dog was struck and killed by a Coca-Cola truck.

  2. 2. What situation causes a person to make this face?

    Wrong! This person has just been flattered by a nice compliment and is responding with an expression of humility. Note the way her chin tucks down, how she eats her shirt, and that she avoids making eye contact.

    Correct! This person has just been flattered by a nice compliment and is responding with an expression of humility. Note the way her chin tucks down, how she eats her shirt, and that she avoids making eye contact.

    Wrong! This person has just been flattered by a nice compliment and is responding with an expression of humility. Note the way her chin tucks down, how she eats her shirt, and that she avoids making eye contact.

    Wrong! This person has just been flattered by a nice compliment and is responding with an expression of humility. Note the way her chin tucks down, how she eats her shirt, and that she avoids making eye contact.

  3. 3. What does this woman think of this man?

    Correct! She is upset that instead of buying her a replacement TV, he expects her to spend her free time sitting on the couch and admiring the glittering crystals inside a massive amethyst formation.

    Wrong! She is upset that instead of buying her a replacement TV, he expects her to spend her free time sitting on the couch and admiring the glittering crystals inside a massive amethyst formation.

    Wrong! She is upset that instead of buying her a replacement TV, he expects her to spend her free time sitting on the couch and admiring the glittering crystals inside a massive amethyst formation.

    Wrong! She is upset that instead of buying her a replacement TV, he expects her to spend her free time sitting on the couch and admiring the glittering crystals inside a massive amethyst formation.

  4. 4. Can you read this person’s body language?

    Wrong! She discovered five backpacks lying on the ground for anyone to take. They’re a little dirty, but still perfectly usable.

    Correct! She discovered five backpacks lying on the ground for anyone to take. They’re a little dirty, but still perfectly usable.

    Wrong! She discovered five backpacks lying on the ground for anyone to take. They’re a little dirty, but still perfectly usable.

    Wrong! She discovered five backpacks lying on the ground for anyone to take. They’re a little dirty, but still perfectly usable.

  5. 5. What emotion is this person feeling right now?

    Wrong! This person is experiencing original fear, which is often caused by the cruel dog Big Butch standing outside your front door on two legs like a man and turning the doorknob with his paw that has a thumb.

    Wrong! This person is experiencing original fear, which is often caused by the cruel dog Big Butch standing outside your front door on two legs like a man and turning the doorknob with his paw that has a thumb.

    Correct! This person is experiencing original fear, which is often caused by the cruel dog Big Butch standing outside your front door on two legs like a man and turning the doorknob with his paw that has a thumb.

    Wrong! This person is experiencing original fear, which is often caused by the cruel dog Big Butch standing outside your front door on two legs like a man and turning the doorknob with his paw that has a thumb.

  6. 6. Can you tell why these people are upset?

    Wrong! People usually have this reaction when they first hear the song “No Tear Gas For The Missus Without A Husband.”

    Correct! People usually have this reaction when they first hear the song “No Tear Gas For The Missus Without A Husband.”

    Wrong! People usually have this reaction when they first hear the song “No Tear Gas For The Missus Without A Husband.”

    Wrong! People usually have this reaction when they first hear the song “No Tear Gas For The Missus Without A Husband.”

  7. 7. Why are these people so happy?

    Wrong! The neighborhood is saved from the ill-tempered dog Big Butch.

    Wrong! The neighborhood is saved from the ill-tempered dog Big Butch.

    Correct! The neighborhood is saved from that ill-tempered dog.

    Wrong! The neighborhood is saved from the ill-tempered dog Big Butch.

  8. 8. What should you say to someone with this expression?

    Wrong! When someone does this, you’re supposed to thank them quietly, then immediately back out of the room without making any unexpected gestures. Do not under any circumstances say their name, do not break eye contact until you’re at least 30 feet away, and go straight to the cops.

    Correct! When someone does this, you’re supposed to thank them quietly, then immediately back out of the room without making any unexpected gestures. Do not under any circumstances say their name, do not break eye contact until you’re at least 30 feet away, and go straight to the cops.

    Wrong! When someone does this, you’re supposed to thank them quietly, then immediately back out of the room without making any unexpected gestures. Do not under any circumstances say their name, do not break eye contact until you’re at least 30 feet away, and go straight to the cops.

    Wrong! When someone does this, you’re supposed to thank them quietly, then immediately back out of the room without making any unexpected gestures. Do not under any circumstances say their name, do not break eye contact until you’re at least 30 feet away, and go straight to the cops.

  • Results for How High Is Your Emotional Intelligence?

    You’re An Emotional Einstein!

    Impressive! You are an empathy genius, able to read faces like a book. Whenever someone’s dog dies you instantly know whether it was killed by a Coca-Cola truck, and you can sympathize with all geode-based frustrations. Well done!

  • Results for How High Is Your Emotional Intelligence?

    Your Emotional IQ Is Average

    You’re just okay at reading people. You know never to reveal that the New York Times obituaries are real, but sometimes you can’t tell if your friends are happy or sad that a Coca-Cola truck killed a dog.

  • Results for How High Is Your Emotional Intelligence?

    You’re An Emotional Imbecile

    Sorry, but you’re just plain bad at reading people. If your friend was feeling double fear because they saw Big Butch claw out of his grave at the pet cemetery, you’d probably congratulate them on their free alley backpacks like an idiot.
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