How Many Of These Nervous Tics Do You Have? | ClickHole

1. Check off each nervous tic you have:

Rotating your kneecaps

Screaming spine

Chewing on your own buttocks

Swapping fingers between hands

Shouting “I am nervous!”

Cracking every joint in your body simultaneously, producing a thundering boom that shatters nearby windows

Breathing through your nose

Breathing through your mouth

Jiggling your liver

Writing a critically acclaimed biography of Lyndon B. Johnson

Flipping houses

Plucking out your kneecaps

Letting your bladder fill up with urine and emptying it in a bathroom

Rubbing sandpaper on teeth

Drawing anxiety cubes in the margins of your notebook

Flinging out an eyeball and wrapping the optic nerve around your neck like a fashionable scarf

Treason

Never licking the floor

Skipping your kneecaps across a pond

Feeling worried about life

Results for How Many Of These Nervous Tics Do You Have?

Wow, You Are Full Of Tics!
You have so many nervous tics! You are a terrible mess of anxiety who’s constantly peeling off your kneecaps, and you will probably never feel better. Amazing!

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Weird, You Have Very Few Tics!
Seems like you’re rarely anxious about anything. Either you’re a pretty happy person, or you’re just good at hiding your emotions. Eventually, you’ll probably just collapse under the pressure and turn into a screaming ball of creaking joints. Well done!

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Whoa, You Barely Have Any Tics At All!
Wow. You have practically none of these tics at all! Sounds like you’re not an anxious person in the slightest. All right!

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