How Many Of These Franz Kafka Stories Have You Read? | ClickHole

1. Check off each of the Kafka stories you’ve read:

“Bug Day”

“The Station-Master’s Birthmark”

“The Man Who Was Never Not Startled”

“All Of The Shy People Have Been Arrested”

“Die Antwoord”

“The Dog Who Was A Law”

“An Intricate Series Of Complications”

“The Blighted Groin”

“The Grower Of Hard, Inedible Beans”

“The Grayest Millet”

“They All Wore Cones”

“Twelve Witnesses Describe Seeing A Sheep Die Of Old Age”

“They Never Plow The Streets Out Here”

“A Conversation Over Cabbage”

“My Suitcase Is Light But The Bellhop Insists”

“The Man Who Found A Dead Bird And Thought About It All Day”

“Bury Me With The Legs Of My Father”

“A Thousand Frowning Dogs”

“The Long Scuttle”

“A Meal Lacking In Fiber”

“Let Me Die, If Possible”

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You’ve Read Almost Every Kafka Story
Wow! You’ve read just about every story written by Franz Kafka there is. You've read Kafka classics like “The Tight, Tight Waistcoat” and “The Pauper Who Got Kicked In The Teeth,” along with lesser-known Kafka stories like “The Hyenas That Laughed At The Traveler’s Penis.” Great job!

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You’ve Read A Good Amount Of Kafka Stories
Not bad! You’ve read a good amount of stories written by Franz Kafka. You’ve read Kafka essentials like “The Machine That Tortures Normal Guys,” but you’ve missed out on his lesser-known works like “The Hunger Games.” Check them out and take this quiz again.

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You’ve Read Almost No Kafka Stories
Ouch! Looks like you’ve read just about nothing written by Franz Kafka. You’ve missed out on Kafka classics like “The Nine-Hour Swim Test,” “No Picnics While The King Weeps,” and “Descriptions Of A Large Man Putting On Small Pants.” Too bad.

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