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1. How many of these items are on your wedding registry?

Crocus sleeve

Doubler

Garden stilts

The splendid urn

Tea ice

Bullwhip

His & hers motorcycle helmets

Gold leaf

The furtive egg

Signed copy of Markus Zusak

Bag o’ bark

The joyful cup

Certificate of authenticity

Thick, thick coasters

Applesack

Double-decker ramekins

Heirlooms

The Husband’s Hammock

Hare knife

Rolling ball

Wedding ring

Honeywell combination ionizer/reionizer

Conferral of the Order of the White Eagle

Saline

Wine freezer

DIY vasectomy kit

DVD of Beerfest: Unrated Edition

Scented crud

The fisherman’s platter

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You’ve Hardly Got Anything On Your Wedding Registry!
Wow! You don’t have anything on your wedding registry! You and your spouse must have no earthly needs at all. You’re like a couple of Buddhas who give each other orgasms. What’s that like?

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You’ve Got A Few Things On Your Wedding Registry!
Not bad! You are clearly modest and uncomfortable making big asks of your loved ones. But without a concrete tie to your new life, they will drift away, one by one. You’ve doomed yourselves to isolation. Very bad!

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You’ve Got So Many Things On Your Wedding Registry!
Whoa! You’re incredibly demanding! You’re like a baby squealing for the teat! What have you ever done for anyone else? By asking for everything, you’ve shown that you deserve nothing!

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