Are You A Total Tomboy? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the things that describe you:

My hair was already in a ponytail when I came out of the womb.

I took an interest in engineering at a young age and eventually built a robot that would say “Guys are just easier to hang out with” to me every day.

When I was a little girl, I wanted a pony who would play catch with me.

At any given time, I have six scraped knees.

My skateboard says “Not Like Other Girls” on the bottom.

Most girls hate rocks, but I can’t get enough of ’em. Let me at those rocks!

I have met the guys, and they have assured me that I am one of them.

I absolutely despise cheerleaders, unless they’re doing cheers about how awesome scabs are.

When I saw Beauty And The Beast, the character I identified most with was the second townsman who shouts “Bonjour!” out a window.

For my birthday, I asked for fresh scabs.

Whenever Jimmy Fallon interviews me, I make sure to mention how I’m a bit of a tomboy.

I have 75 guy friends and only 74 girl friends.

My favorite female role models are Thelma and Louise because they successfully completed the traditional male activity of driving a car off a cliff.

I was once arrested by U.S. Customs for buying too many basketball shorts abroad.

My Halloween costume is always John Wayne running a successful sporting goods store.

I walk amongst the guys, but I am not of them.

When I die, I will go to Boy Heaven instead of Girl Mountain.

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You’re A Pure Tomboy
Wow! Looks like you’re a total Tomboy. When you were a baby, your first crib was a Vans shoe. You once got banned from Barnes & Noble for replacing Scout’s name in To Kill A Mockingbird with the phrase “Just One Of The Guys.” Even today, before you take a sip of anything, you always say, “This one’s for the boys.” Great!

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You Like Some Guy Stuff, But You’re Not A Tomboy
Cool! Looks like you’re into some guy stuff, like playing sports, always wearing T-shirts or shirts, and sitting in on percussion for the John Butler Trio, but you’re not quite a Tomboy.

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You’re Not A Tomboy At All
Looks like you’re not a Tomboy at all! In fact, you seem like a girly girl. When it comes to doing guy stuff like wakeboarding to school every morning or eating waffles, you’d totally take a pass.

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