You’ve Read No Flannery O’Connor Stories At All!

It’s time for people to scream at you, because you’ve done the unthinkable and failed to read even a single one of Flannery O’Connor’s exquisite chronicles of the weird. What were you thinking when you didn’t read one of her stories even a single time? You are horrible! Go away.

You’ve Hardly Read Any Flannery O’Connor Stories

It’s time to frown, because you haven’t looked at more than a few of Flannery O’Connor’s stories. That’s too bad, and we thought we should let you know here in the results that that’s really too bad. She’s the top Southern scribe of the grotesque, after all, and her stories are good. Why don’t you read some more?

You’ve Read Some Flannery O’Connor Stories

It’s time to feel normal, because you’ve read some of the short stories written by Flannery O’Connor, Georgia’s strange and wonderful child. You should look at some more stories of hers, but what you’ve done is okay for now. Nice.

You’ve Read A Lot Of Flannery O’Connor Stories

It’s time to smile, because what you’ve done is very good: You looked at so many Flannery O’Connor short stories that it’s no stretch to call the number you’ve read “a lot.” Flannery O’Connor, the fearless and peculiar writer, would be impressed. Good job!

You’ve Read All Of Flannery O’Connor's Stories!

It’s time to scream with joy, because you’ve done a marvelous thing: You looked at all the stories Flannery O’Connor ever wrote, and you understood them. That was great when you did that to the words of the famous Southern scribe of the grotesque. Awesome!