Aren’t Those My Clothes, Paul?

1. Hey, Paul—great clothes. Where’d you get those clothes?

I don’t know.

Uh...Banana Republic, I think?

Thanks, I love my shirt.
2. I used to own clothes exactly like that, Paul, until they all disappeared. Isn’t that strange?

Yes, so strange!

What a story!

Well, you know, we all have clothes.
3. Hey, Paul. Here’s a question: Those are my clothes. Be honest.

Nope, these are not your clothes.

Nah, these are definitely my clothes.

This is my shirt, I swear!
4. So you’re saying that the clothes you’re wearing right now are not mine and never were mine, Paul?

Yes.

They’ve always been mine.

These clothes were never yours.
5. Paul, here’s the deal: Right now, I’m wearing my worst shirt. I’m wearing my worst shirt, and you’re wearing my best shirt. Isn’t that right?

That’s not right.

That’s definitely not your worst shirt.

I...uh...
6. And what about the jeans, Paul? Are you going to tell me that you coincidentally own the exact same jeans as the ones that went missing from my closet?

Huge coincidence!

I don’t even think I own a pair of jeans, actually.

All jeans look the same!
7. Paul. Are you wearing my underwear right now?

...

Jesus Christ, Paul.
8. Look, Paul. I miss my best shirt, and I know you’re wearing it right now. So do me a favor: Just tell me that those clothes are my clothes.

None of these clothes are your clothes.

These clothes maybe might be your clothes...

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