Are You A Smart Consumer? | ClickHole

1. Check off each of these things that describe you:

I buy medical treatments in bulk.

I walk around naked because clothes are a rip-off.

After I got married, I had the limo drive to the recycling plant to get 10 cents back on all the empty cans we were dragging behind us.

I once heard the phrase “These deals won’t last long” on a radio advertisement and immediately went into cardiac arrest.

I’m very confident I could’ve made the Louisiana Purchase for a third of the price.

I decided not to become an astronaut because there are no sales in space.

I have a Google Alert set for the phrase “50% ham markdown.”

I’m the reason they have to start Black Friday earlier every year.

If I imagine anything higher than zero percent APR financing, I break out in hives.

My will stipulates that my children receive their inheritance as store credit.

I bought all the toilet paper I’ll need for the rest of my life at a Costco in 1995.

I wept with joy during the 2008 recession because I got to be even more frugal.

I know the price of the stars and the wind.

When I heard a rumor that the U.S. Army was not buying its equipment in bulk, I became anxious.

Before making any purchase, I carefully re-read the complete works of John Maynard Keynes to understand the long-term economic consequences.

I buy all of my sleds in the summer because that is when you can get really good deals on sleds.

I buy my bread haunted.

I always ask waiters for seconds, just in case.

I check to see if I already own something before buying it.

I don’t wait until Black Friday to trample Walmart employees.

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You’re A Sucker For Bad Deals
Ouch! Looks like you don’t know anything about shopping. When you’re in a store, you always give the cashier extra money “for the road.” The U.S. government has deemed your Amazon purchase history a national memorial to bad consuming. You’ve never robbed any convenience stores. Try increasing your shopping savvy, and take this quiz again!

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You’re A Moderately Smart Shopper
Not bad! When it comes to shopping savvy, you’ve got a decent amount of it. When you’re looking to buy something, you always type the product name and “forfree.com” into the browser just in case, and you only buy cars that have at one point been filled with scorpions. Good stuff.

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You’re An Incredibly Smart Shopper
Amazing! You’re a hero among smart shoppers. You live your life by the motto “3 for 2.” The only books you own are Kelley Blue Books. You illegally download everything. You refused your own liver transplant because it did not include free two-day shipping and handling. Incredible.

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