1. 1. Check off each game you played:
  • Results for How Many Of These Classic Schoolyard Games Have You Played?

    Wow! You Were A Real Schoolyard Champ!

    When it was time to run around outside school, you had lots of fun! You spent hours running and puking, and your friends envied all the condoms you found. Every day was a new adventure, and now you can never play those games again because they are not for you. Awesome!
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    Nice! You Liked A Bunch Of Different Games!

    Not bad! You played a decent amount of schoolyard games! You know all the rules of moving or not moving, and your knees were always super messed up. Great job at childhood!
  • Results for How Many Of These Classic Schoolyard Games Have You Played?

    Too Bad! You Didn’t Play A Lot Of Games!

    Looks like your childhood was an unhappy one, because you played very few schoolyard games! While other kids were screaming with horrific fun, you just sat alone and read books or did whatever else is not a schoolyard game. Sorry.
  • Results for How Many Of These Classic Schoolyard Games Have You Played?

    That’s Awful! You Played No Games!

    Looks like your childhood was an unhappy one, because you played no schoolyard games! While other kids were screaming with horrific fun, you just sat alone and read books or did whatever else is not a schoolyard game. Sorry.

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