“Good morning, Cavity Queen.”

“Everyone was once the youngest person, but only some people get to be the oldest person.”

Something about how her neck could be a little more ripped.

“Please stop trying to be the little spoon—I’m saving that position for Sonic, should he ever come to life.”

“I can’t hang out with you tonight because I’m going down into the sewer again to see if there are any boxtrolls.”

“You’ve got soft knuckles and a weak stance. You’ll never hack it as a roving bruiser.”

“I would honestly try cow flesh if eating it were legal.”

“The Miami Dolphins would have gone undefeated in 1972 whether you were alive or not.”

A really long rant about dust, upsetting mostly due to the length and obvious amount of thought that went into it.

“Rotten Tomatoes really measures critical consensus around a film more than its actual quality.”

“There are no dogs.”

“I would have heaved Frodo straight into the magma. Who cares?”

Just “globe,” but in a super weird way, and I totally understand why it bothered her.

“A hero ventures forth from the world of common day into a region of supernatural wonder: fabulous forces are there encountered and a decisive victory is won: The hero comes back from this mysterious adventure with the power to bestow boons on his fellow man.”

“Big data, big data, big data.”

“You haven’t really taken advantage of the internet.”