You Are A Real Rutgers Man

Unbelievable. You’re a heavy-duty Rutgers man. You eat, sleep, and breathe Rutgers. Your first word was “Rutgers,” which will also be your last word and every other word in between. Your father’s tongue has the letters “R-U-T” tattooed on it and your tongue has the letters “G-E-R-S” tattooed on it, and when you touch tongues it spells out “RUTGERS.” Incredible.

You’re Not Quite A Rutgers Man

Looks like you’re not quite a Rutgers man. Sure, you know a little bit about Rutgers, like the fact that it was once called “Pete’s Learnin’ Palace,” but you’re far from being the real kind of Rutgers man who named his son Robert E. Mortensen Hall and urinates scarlet body paint. Too bad.

You’re A Tulane Man

Looks like you’re a Tulane man. You eat, sleep, and breathe Tulane. You were born to two people named Tulane. You live every day trying to emulate a green wave. You’ve spent millions of dollars on plastic surgery to look like the Newcomb Quad. Nice!