Are You Ready For Bed?

Local undertakers have been informed that for the next eight hours I will be under the good limpness, not the bad limpness, and should not be buried underground.

In the bedtime book, I read the story of a nightmare world where a talking pig dresses as a child and goes to a school of madness where an owl is a teacher.

In the bedtime book, I read a story of a nightmare world where a pigeon is a mailman and delivers a letter to a horse, and there are no humans alive anywhere.

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Hush. Enough With Your Stirring.
You don’t want to sleep, but your body craves the good limpness. Fine, you can read one more story from the bedtime book about that hell dimension where animals reign supreme, but after that it’s straight to bed!

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Goodnight. Dream Sweet Dreams Until The Moon Dies.
Close your eyes and let the good limpness have its way. The undertakers will keep their distance. Fear no oil-well fires tonight, for you are safe and you are loved.

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Aww, You Are Already Asleep!
You look so peaceful in your good limpness. Mustn’t make any noise or we might wake you! We’ll just tiptoe away into the darkness, stepping silently as the horny moon.

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Hush. Enough With Your Stirring.

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Goodnight. Dream Sweet Dreams Until The Moon Dies.

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Aww, You Are Already Asleep!

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