You Are The Highest Possible Roller

If there are chances, odds, or stakes, you will blindly take them with a hot piece of human on your arm and a leopard butler at your beck and call. When you sit down at the craps table, all the other players give you their chips in tribute to your recklessly prolific gambling habit. You suck Vegas Nectar down like it’s water. Why chance it? Because you’re you.

You Are A Reasonably High Roller

You get recognized at all the Vegas casinos, but you are a stranger in the secret casinos of Secret Vegas, an exclusive Las Vegas built 500 feet below normal Las Vegas. You need to up your ante if you wanna roll with the true gods of reckless gambling.

You Are A Low-To-Medium Roller

You’re not one to shy away from the craps table—as long as it’s at your daughter’s middle school casino fundraiser night. You don’t drink Vegas Nectar, and you probably don’t know where to buy some either.

You Are A Pathetically Low Roller

Sickeningly, you are not beholden to your whims or compulsions. You can walk right by a roulette wheel and not so much as tip your hat and say “Good evening, Lady Luck” to it. You drive one of four kinds of Volvo.