How Many Of These Things Does Your Cool Boss Do? | ClickHole

1. Check off everything your boss does around the office:

Calls you “Champ,” “Champion,” or “Tiny Version Of Me” whenever he sees you

Lets you take the rest of the day off if there’s ever a fire in the office

Makes sure employees know he’s always around to talk if any of them are still reeling from the Kennedy assassination

Yells “Great work, team” whenever he leaves the bathroom

Always comes to work in his Cardinals jersey and puts the game on while he’s firing you

Calls his coworkers his “work family” and calls his family his “family work”

Shouts “Think fast” across the office before heaving an ergonomic chair at you

Parks his two-seat sports car in his personal spot labeled “Reserved: Handicapped”

Hires a body double to jump up and say “synergy” every time he says “corporate”

Has an open-door policy where employees are welcome to come in and discuss any concerns they might have about how many one-handed push-ups he can do

Starts and ends all of his emails with “I’m just like you”

On casual Fridays, wears a thin layer of glistening oil over his shirtless chest and encourages others to do the same

Totally chill with expensing any injuries you get from wrestling him

For every beer he drinks at the office, he’ll pour one out for corporate scalability

He’s flexible about people embalming themselves or otherwise being buried during work hours

Replaced his head with a stress ball that employees are encouraged to squeeze whenever they are feeling overwhelmed

Draws with regular markers on the smartboard

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Your Boss Is Very Cool!
Wow! You are one of the luckiest employees there is, because your boss is very, very cool. He’s not some stuffy guy who sits around the office on a bunion pillow, counting money. No way. He high-fives every single member of the company at least twice a day, and that is great by us!

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Your Boss Is Not Cool.
Ugh. Your boss isn’t just uncool, he’s downright lame. He probably spends all day just sitting in his office, sweating and typing lame emails on his computer. He’d never walk around the office and show everyone the funniest YouTube clips on his smartphone. Needless to say, we’re sorry you have to spend every day like this. Truly.

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