1. 1. Check off all of the grievances you wish to bring before His Majesty:
  • Results for Which Grievances Do You Wish To Bring Before The King?

    The King Has Sentenced You To Death

    Oh, no! You should have known better than to bring so many grievances before the king. Normally he’s a pretty nice guy, but hearing all those grievances really pushed him over the edge. The guards will now take you to the dungeon, where you will await your execution. Sorry!
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    The King Listened To Your Grievances

    Congratulations! You brought your grievances before the king and he listened to them all with an air of detached sympathy. Truly, he is a good and righteous monarch. Long live the king!
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    You Brought No Grievances Before The King

    You had an audience with the king, and instead of bringing your grievances before him you just kind of stood there and blinked a lot. What happened? Did you get nervous or something? Look, there’s no need to be nervous. Sure, he’s the king, but he’s also a pretty decent guy and a good listener. Maybe come back and bring your grievances before him again some other time. Good luck!

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