How Many Of These College Memories Do You Have? | ClickHole

1. Check off each of the college memories you have:

Climbing the dean

Staying up till 4 a.m. with all your friends burning down a restaurant

Being exposed to exciting new HPV strains

Unlimited snow peas at the dining hall

Helping your professor recover the Babylon Device

Briefly considering buying a longboard

Pulling all-nighters at the Jason Alexander Library

Acing your fraternity hazing by kicking your own balls

Having sex exactly two times

Stealing the idea for Facebook

Passing out free cans of Red Bull on campus

Six Flags trip with the Bioethics Club

Being at the dining commons when that girl had a seizure

Helping Dzhokhar ditch evidence

Answering “B” for question 16 on your Intro to American Foreign Policy midterm

Having your professor dump you in front of the whole class

Arguing with the dean about whether your roommate died while playing beer pong or beirut

Slowly realizing that your professor was Alf

Pearl Harbor

Tossing your mortarboard in the air during graduation and accidentally stabbing the sun

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You Had An Amazing College Experience
Awesome! You had one hell of a college experience. You did everything in college, from attending a guest lecture by filmmaker Robert Zemeckis, to studying abroad to escape debt collectors, to meeting your future ex-wife. You’ll never forget your amazing memories, and the rest of your life will almost certainly never measure up. Nice going!

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You Had A Pretty Good College Experience
Not bad! You had a pretty decent college experience. You had a lot of fun college adventures, like getting a weird disease from only eating apples and finally defeating your roommate, but you missed out on some fun stuff, like playing hacky sack with Zoë in the quad. Good stuff!

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You Had A Bad College Experience
Ouch! Looks like you had a pretty bad college experience. You didn’t do anything fun in college and totally missed out on your one opportunity in life to do things like prodding the campus bear with a stick, losing a game of beer pong and having to eat the table, and killing your big to become the new big. Too bad you wasted your college experience. You’re risking going to hell, even though we ultimately know you won’t.

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