You Had An Amazing College Experience

Awesome! You had one hell of a college experience. You did everything in college, from attending a guest lecture by filmmaker Robert Zemeckis, to studying abroad to escape debt collectors, to meeting your future ex-wife. You’ll never forget your amazing memories, and the rest of your life will almost certainly never measure up. Nice going!

You Had A Pretty Good College Experience

Not bad! You had a pretty decent college experience. You had a lot of fun college adventures, like getting a weird disease from only eating apples and finally defeating your roommate, but you missed out on some fun stuff, like playing hacky sack with Zoë in the quad. Good stuff!

You Had A Bad College Experience

Ouch! Looks like you had a pretty bad college experience. You didn’t do anything fun in college and totally missed out on your one opportunity in life to do things like prodding the campus bear with a stick, losing a game of beer pong and having to eat the table, and killing your big to become the new big. Too bad you wasted your college experience. You’re risking going to hell, even though we ultimately know you won’t.