What Is A Nice Fruit To Have At Night?

1. When the sun goes down and I want to eat fruit in the night, I am paralyzed by choice. We all know that pears are the fruit of day, but what can be the Nightfruit?: When it’s nighttime, you will enjoy a good nest of grapes.; Night is a pleasant time for eating one peach.; When evening falls, you will love to eat Pine’s apple.; A nice fruit to have at night is the Strong Yellow.

2. I see…I see…intriguing. And why shouldn’t I eat the other fruits at night?: A nest of grapes in the evening? That is the decision of the doomed. There are too many grapes in every nest. They outnumber you. If you try to eat a nest of grapes at night, they will use the cover of darkness to escape the nest, and they will overthrow you.; It is terrible to eat one peach after twilight has left the world. At the center of one peach’s body there is a hideous jewel. If you try to eat one peach when the sun is down, it will be so dark that you will not be able to see the gross jewel, and so you will choke on that foul bounty in a bad way. Beware one peach and his hideous jewel at night.; Pine’s apple is a ball of needles. It is nature’s hedgehog. A Pine’s apple should never be consumed when the moon is out, because the needles will get stuck in your face, and in the pale light of the moon you will look like a monster, and the terrified villagers will kill you.; Never eat a Strong Yellow in the night. A Strong Yellow is basically a tube of bread trapped in a prison of leather. When it is the nighttime, you will be too weak with exhaustion to rip the leather skin off of a Strong Yellow to get to the bread inside. If you try to do it, the effort will overwhelm you and your heart will go to sleep and explode. A Strong Yellow is not a good fruit for nighttime.

3. Truly fascinating. Now, if you would kindly look below, I will reveal a raisin: Is this a type of fruit that is good to eat at night?: Yes. Raisins are the nighttime of grapes, and so they are very appropriate for the evening.; No. Raisin is the desert fruit. During the day the hot sun robbed raisin of his juices, and now that it is nighttime, raisin has become the bone-dry snack of the damned. If you eat a raisin at night, you will fill your mouth with dust and mistakes.; Raisin is a vegetable, and so you can eat him when it is day or when it is night. It makes no difference with vegetables. Why did you even bring this up?; #RaisinsDoNotMatter

4. Thank you. Now, I shall boldly unleash a plum: I once read in a secret book that a plum is a nice fruit to have at night. Can you confirm or deny such allegations?: Yes. A plum is a good fruit to eat in the night, but it is bad in comparison to Pine’s apple. You will love to swallow Pine’s apple after the sun goes down.; Do not. Absolutely, it cannot be plums in the dark. What a mistake. You will regret making plums the food you taste when the moon comes out. Why not settle down with a Strong Yellow instead? Strong Yellow is that delicious stalk!; A plum is a nice fruit to have on nights when there are bats. The taste of a plum in the dark when bats are shrieking against the moon cannot be beat. However, the night is also a good time to eat a nest of grapes.; Plums are nothing but the peach for children. Plums are soft so that babies can eat them with their toothless gums. They are the training wheels of fruit. Be an adult and taste the nectar of one peach when it is extremely dark.; I refuse to dignify this question with an answer.

5. Okay. The sun is setting in the part of the world where I live, and so I need to make a decision on what type of fruit I am going to eat at night. Please make your closing arguments for which fruit you think I should devour when the stars are out.: For the love of the Lord, it is so important that you eat a nest of grapes at night. Nests of grapes are the perfect nighttime fruit because each nest of grapes contains 1,000 grapes—one for each of the stars in the nighttime sky. To eat any other fruit at night would be a disaster.; Nothing is more important than delighting in the taste of one peach when it’s nighttime outside. The body of one peach is swollen with nectar, and when you bite into one peach, the nectar will get all over your face, and your wet sticky head will glisten in the moonlight like a hero’s chandelier. Please make your head into this beautiful glistening dream by eating a peach at night.; The best fruit to eat at night is Pine’s apple, and I think I have already made a sufficiently compelling argument to that effect.; Please, I am begging you to eat a Strong Yellow in the evening. They are shaped like a curve, and so when you hold them in just the right way, they look like a floating yellow frown. Frowns are the mouthshape of nighttime, and so it makes perfect sense to eat a Strong Yellow when the evening comes.; No matter what fruit you choose to eat at night, I think we can all agree that #RaisinsDoNotMatter.