How Many Of These Essentials Are In Your Bag? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the items you have in your bag right now:

Lipstick

Hand sanitizer

Pepper spray

Gum

Three Canadian pennies

Ponytail remover

Lice comb

Teeth clippers

Spare tire

Chum

Rock with “Confidence” carved into it

Not one goddamn pen

30 pounds of crumbs

Loose prosciutto

Post-it that reads “POPCORN”

Dan

Clasps

Burt’s Bees lip multiplier

Ziploc gallon bag full of hand lotion

Gargoyle repair kit

The wrong phone charger

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Your Bag Is Filled To The Brim With The Essentials
Awesome! Your bag has just about everything you could possibly need. You wouldn’t think about leaving your home without your lipstick, perfume, handheld mirror, hair melter, or punch card for some yogurt shop in a different state. Nice!

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Your Bag Has Some Of The Essentials
Not bad. Your bag has some of the essentials, but not nearly all of them. Right now, your bag has essentials like emergency corn dogs and a slumbering quail, but you’re missing some always-needed items like a backup tongue. Good stuff!

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Your Bag Is Essential-Free
Ouch! Looks like your bag has just about none of the essentials. You’re lacking everything from a volleyball net to the snow globe in which you’ve imprisoned the real you. Too bad!

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