Are You A Film Buff?

I have written an alternate version of the three wise men story in which they give Jesus three Criterion Collection DVDs and Jesus says, “Wow, this is the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

I once heard a waiter use the word “movies,” so I only tipped 15 percent even though the service had clearly been deserving of a 20 percent tip up until that point.

Once, I let a film happen in front of me and I could feel myself close to becoming a genius, so I begged the theater to let another one happen in front of me and they did.

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You Are Not A Film Buff!
You’re one of the sad idiots who has never let a film happen in front of them. Not only can you never remember the three names of Jean-Luc Godard, but you call them “movies” instead of “films” and the depravity of this is completely lost on you. Scorsese would weep if he heard about you.

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You Are A Moderate Film Buff.
Not bad! You’ve let a couple of Scorsese’s films happen in front of you, but not enough to turn you into a kind of silver screen genius. Keep letting both good and bad films happen in front of you, and you’ll be a true film buff in no time. Cool!

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You Are A Film Buff!
Wow. There is no need to tell you what you already know, which is that you are a film buff. Give thanks to Scorsese for making you into a silver screen genius in front of whom films are always happening, and cherish this beautiful moment. Bravo!

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You Are Not A Film Buff!

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You Are A Moderate Film Buff.

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You Are A Film Buff!

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