You Are Welcome In Vermont!

The sky, the sky, the beautiful Vermont sky—it welcomes you, one and all! Vermont has so much to offer, and you must experience every single part of it while staring at the sky. Really, when you come to Vermont, you don’t just find Vermont. The Vermont sky finds you.

You Are The Mayor Of Montpelier!

Oh, Mr. Mayor, welcome! Thank you so much for stopping by; you must have been so busy with all the local artists and local vendors and—by God—your local wedding! Congratulations to you and your wife; you both must be over the moon. Make sure you enjoy your time together, and more importantly, enjoy Vermont!

You Are Not Welcome In Vermont.

Get out. The park rangers know who you are. The park rangers know they don’t like you. And if you ever manage to untie yourself from Vermont jail, they’ll know where to find you—so it better not be Vermont.

You Are The Worst Person In Vermont.

Well, you might be welcome in Vermont for now, but you won’t be for much longer. By our estimation, you’ve probably only got a few days left. Keep breathing that crisp Vermont air, enjoy that clear Vermont sky, and touch that beautiful Vermont sugar maple bark while you can, because that tree isn’t going anywhere. And neither are you.